Panthed.

Here are the finalists for the New Pantheon music award. New Pantheon recognizes "today's most creative music as selected by the world's top tastemakers." These world's top tastemakers include Adam Brody, Elijah Wood and Jason Mraz. Which is kind of strange because we had Jason Mraz design our kitchen, and, frankly, you've never seen a more vulgar use of tomfoolery and clever quips. Anyway, good luck to all you finalists (word has it that John Cameron Mitchell can be bought for $20, an ironic tee from Beacon's Closet and a quickie in the Doma bathroom, but you didn't hear it from us).