1.03.2006

Putting the lies in breathalyze.

We think it's wonderful that "Lost" star Cynthia Watros came to her senses and plans to plead guilty to charges of drunk driving. Persons, celebrity or not, should take responsibility for their well-documented mistakes and seek to make amends to those they may have hurt.

We think it's even more wonderful that "Lost" star Michelle Rodriguez continues to believe she is not guilty of driving drunk. Persons, celebrity or not, who do not take responsibility for their well-documented mistakes are a hoot. We look forward to seeing if Rodriguez plans to go completely Ana-Lucia on the prosecutors and kick them in the nuts and throw them in a pit during closing arguments. You know what, Watros? You're a pussy. Take some lessons from Girlfight.

In related news, CourtTV plans to air Rodriguez's trial, which will be infinitely paused, rewound and picked apart by fat, live-at-home 25-year-olds across the country.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...and also by skinny, live-at-home 24-year-olds across the country.

can't wait to watch!