Satano.

Um, OK. This might have to become a regular feature. We just visited "Project Runway" contestant Santino's blog again and saw that if you position the page correctly in your browser, you can have eight pictures of Santino simultaneously staring at you. EIGHT. Without having to scroll. Eight at once. Guys, even if Daniel V. had a blog, we'd be calling him out on something like this. What makes this particularly unacceptable is that Santino is HID-eous. Hideous. He may be talented (and we're not quite convinced of that, either), but he's hid-e-ous. Please, please, please, Santie, if you're going to have eight pictures of something viewable at once, let them be of your designs. Or puppies. Or dead puppies. Forcing us to look at you like this only makes us hate you more, and we're nearly out of hate.

Oh, also, can you please fucking spell Nicky Hilton's name correctly? You were sooooooo excited to win that challenge—have some respect. For yourself.

Oh, and when you say you've been "working hard...to improve the site," what does that mean? Don't answer that.

(As we're obviously never going to post a photo, or eight, of Santino on this site, please enjoy eight pictures of Cookie Puss...)