1.05.2006

Walk it off.

People, nothing is happening this morning. NOTHING. Which would explain this picture of Larry King angrily crossing a street...



Oh, one question. Is "Project Runway" contestant Marla related to someone in the Mob? Because, honestly, we could make better clothes than she does, and we don't know how to make clothes. And, yet, week after week she's in the bottom two but manages to survive. And it's not like she has any personality, whatsoever. Nor is she capable of creating any tension or drama. Marla, I knew Wendy Pepper. Wendy Pepper was a friend of mine. You're no Wendy Pepper. Enough already. Go back to your boutique. Oh, and we hope you all noticed how "exquisite" Nicky Hilton's taste was: braided Viking straps on a colorless, chiffon-attacked dress are apparently all the rage.



Ugh. Woman, did you not see Nick's truly exquisite dress???



Oh, one more question. Why is "Project Runway" the best show ever? Oh, one more question. Daniel V., will you be our valentine?

1 comment:

ZRW said...

Hands off Daniel V., thanks.

Project Runway is amazing for many reasons, but mostly because it confirms what we all know deep in our hearts: Nicky Hilton is a dumb ho.