What else we learned.

Last night's "Lost"s informed of us the following without telling us anything...

•We can eventually expect a clips show of "Lost" clips shows

•The island "monster" is smoke from Alex Haley's cigarette

•Bernard's wife, Rose, is black. Rose's husband, Bernard, is white.

•If you put a sepia lens on a camera, you get Africa

•Charlie's fucking annoying

•Walt is an impeccable speller

•Jesus is getting a little too comfortable on the island. We know the show is based on the science vs. faith theme, but we're ready for a li'l science. Maybe an abortion? Something.

•Everyone still looks FABULOUS. P-h-e-w.