All bite, no bark.

How do you become the world's most evil man? Kill two million Cambodians? Nice try, Pol Pot. Kill six million Jews? You'll have to do better than that, Adolf. Kill 43,000,000 Soviets? Come on, Stalin, you're not even close! No, according to the National Enquirer, you'd have to kill 10,000 dogs to be the world's most evil man.

Good night!