Drained of life.

And now for some real fun! Via Mental Floss, we get the Wikipedia entry on toilet-related injury. Come on, at least we didn't post about bronze Suri poop. Well, not before that. ANYWAY, the entry once and for all states that both George II of Great Britain and producer Don Simpson absolutely died on the toilet. Well, absolutely in the Wikipedia sense. Meaning that they probably died whilst on the toilet. Which has nothing to do with the section on possible toilet-located deaths. Which we'll have to downgrade to possibly possible toilet-located deaths. The thing is, people, it's funny because they died on the toilet. Get it? Toilet = funny. That's the point we've been trying to make all along. Jesus.