We post a link to this story for one reason only, and it's not because we think Osama bin Laden being obsessed with Whitney Houston is hilarious. It isn't. In fact, we think it's very serious. We think Whitney Houston is code for Houston, Texas which is code for Houston Street and that the 34-story Adidas store on the corner of Broadway and Houston is in serious jeopardy.
No, we post a link to this story because of this...
"According to Bin Laden’s former sex slave Kola Boof..."
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, Miss Kola Boof.