Dark chocolate.

Whilst visiting the M&Ms Web site to attempt to understand the company's entirely bizarre, confusing and dangerous offer of two million free dark chocolate M&Ms for finding Edvard Munch's The Scream, we stumbled across this even more horrifying...concoction.

If anyone is brave enough to make it and try it, please email us photos with descriptions. We'll post them on this site and totally make fun of you. If you live to tell about it.

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.