Parker, brother!

Here's Calvin Klein's new poster boy, 18-year-old Parker Shinn...

Finally! Someone else who enjoys pursuing his sailing career whilst modeling skivvies. We're really so similar, Park. We're like this. Like this. OH, ROCCO. GET THE KORAN OUT OF THE FIREPLACE. I DON'T CARE WHAT KABBLALAH SAYS. JUST...NEVER MIND. I'M TAKING YOU HOME. LOLA, GET YOUR FIVE JACKETS ON.

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