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Here's a video of the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf talking about the scariest movies ever. Or, actually, here's a video of an AP reporter talking about the Muppets' Statler and Waldorf talking about the scaries movies ever. Thank god he's there because otherwise we would have had no idea wh...ROCCO, DO NOT FEED THE DOG CHOCOLATE! ROCCO. LOURDES, HELP ME HERE. POR FAVOR!