10.27.2005

Whatever happened to Roy Horn?

This story was touched on two weeks ago in Contact Music, but CourtTV gives us some juicy details. Apparently, a white tiger is not the only thing that has abused Roy of Siegfried and Roy. A former Siegfried and Roy bodyguard alleges that Siegfried itself is a "tyrant" who overmedicates and humiliates the incapacitated Horn. Very interesting, indeed. We look forward to hearing CourtTV and CNN legal beast Nancy Grace's loud, emotionally manipulative take on the case. We thank god every night we have a flat-screen HDTV that can accommodate all of Grace's hair and jewe...ROCCO, WE WILL GO TO THE PARK WHEN LOLA IS FINISHED PUTTING ON HER NAIL POLISH. JUST SIT IN THE CHAIR AND PRACTICE YOUR COUNTING.