We just read about "Good Morning America" anchorwoman Diane Sawyer getting a hometown salute in the form of a mural over the weekend, which made us scramble to find a picture of the thing. We figured it would be some local artist's embarrassingly and proportionally out-of-whack freehand representation of the woman, but it's just this:
Yeah. Sorry. We had to post it because it took more than 30 seconds to research, and that automatically qualifies it for inclusion here. Occasionally we do intentionally disappoint.