Clancy's a whore. Always has been.

And, now, though several weeks old, a missed highlight of 2005, courtesy of the journal of one Lisa Whelchel:

A few months ago, out of the blue, Clancy asked me how I would feel if she married a man who had a tattoo. Attempting to keep my cool, while trying to act cool, I casually responded, "I wouldn’t be thrilled but I understand that what is on the inside of the man is what is most important." She pressed in, "What if the tattoo was of a naked lady?" Pulling my best Dr. Phil, I returned, "Well, the real question is, 'How would you feel about that?" "I don't think I would like it," she answered honestly, "but as a wedding gift he could have clothes drawn on the tattoo for me. Or, better yet, he could leave the clothes off and have the face redrawn to look like me." Yikes, I want my little girl back.