A marvelous party.

You know where you wished you were? In South Beach for New Year's Eve. Why, you'd have been in the likes of...

Tropical Mickey Rourke and friends...



Be-leathered Howie Mandel and friends...



and a stoned-out-of-his-little-mind Wilmer Valderrama!



Now don't you feel like an asshole for staying home and watching strokey old Dick Clark talk out of one side of his mouth? Next year, people. Next year.