Came up short.

Short person tries to be hero, but, of course, normal-sized person must intervene to save day. Thanks, lady, for fucking things up for us more. Don't you have a gun or do they not give tiny officers firearms? Eh. The pathetic video's at CNN.com. Enjoy today's near-midget debacle. We'll be out trying to find a polo shirt that's not from the fucking kids department.

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