Folks, please be aware that the "we named this show in one millisecond" The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency premieres tonight. This looks to be a train wreck of the highest order, so obviously we'll be watching. To prepare, we urge you to visit the Web site's video gallery and watch the clip titled "Cracked Up," in which Janice yells at her assistants and they yell back. While texting. Meaning, they clearly win. There are other sections of the site, too, one at which you can meet the models, which is maybe the most hilarious thing ever. (Well, being on Oxygen's pretty funny.) Honestly, the only thing worse for your career than winning America's Next Top Model? Winning The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. See you there!