ABC: Please, take him.

TNT: But, we don't really...

ABC: Listen, just take him. He's professional and very nice.

TNT: But, we're doing fi...

ABC: Please, for the love of god, do us this one favor. We promised him some work, but we can't jeopardize a top-rated show like this any longer. And, you're TNT.

TNT: Ugh. Fine. But we can only promise a limited series. We may send him back when it's done.

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