Hey! Guess what! This week's design for the Freedom Tower was just unveiled! It now looks more like a syringe than ever. Just what NYC needs—a giant drug paraphrenalia icon. Good work, Skidmore, Owings and Merrill. Good work.
Hey, you know what? Why don't you just go with our original idea and build a water park down there. Man, it's hot outside and you know what kind of relief a water park would provide!? Kids would love it. AND, when have you ever heard of a plane flying into a water park? Never. Total bonus.