America, America, this is you.

Seasoned NB readers may be wondering if we weren't aware of a certain event tonight. Of course we're aware of a certain event tonight, provided it's the event you were wondering if we weren't aware of.

This original song, which caused a bit of laughter before bringing a tear to our eye, should prepare you nicely. Now, we can't promise any sort of comprehensive, or even uncomprehensive, coverage down the road, but we do promise not to promise anything. So, already we're doing well.

If you have a life, enjoy that life. Please. If you don't, enjoy the show. We'll see you on the other side.