Get down!

We hope you enjoyed today's meditation on Lisa Whelchel-Cauble. If you didn't, blame her—she wrote all that shit. If you did, you're very welcome—we worked hard to curate this exhibit.

Before you begin your well-deserved weekend, please take heed of this headline from Access Atlanta and sent to us by longtime reader, Tyler:



If you are in the Atlanta area, we encourage you to be extremely careful this weekend, and, if you're north of Georgia, please be prepared for the drak cloud that is drifting in a north/northwesterly direction toward the Atlantic Ocean. Do not call the police. Everything is OK. Just take a deep breath, and wait for it to pass. Like so many tragedies, it will.

Have a good weekend. And do not get pregnant. Please.