Short read.

Sad mom: (In whiny voice) Retarded children get so much more attention.

Happy mom: (Encouraging, not smug) It's true. My retarded child is a superstar at school.

Sad mom: Wow. I wish my child were retarded.

Happy mom: Well, now there's a way! Here, Bonnie. (Hands her book)

Sad mom: What's this, Linda?

Happy mom: It's guaranteed to make your child retarded!

They hug.

Blackout