What's going on.

Morning, folks. Here's what happened: we ended up doing lines of Splenda off Ciara's assistant's ass last night (do not ask), so we're a little under the weather. As well, we have yet to see the ice princess episode of "Project Runway," so we're trying to limit our Interweb use today. If it's light, that's why. We know you understand. In the meantime, why not email Prince Max of Austria's personal esquire, the mysterious "Wagner"? His address is palaissalzburg@hotmail.com. We hear he loves Blue Mountain e-cards.

Enjoy!