Degrassi, Degrassi, Degrassi.

We'd just like to first of all remind you that the new season of "Degrassi: the Next Generation" begins this Friday night at 8pm with an episode called "Venus." On it, Manny goes to great lengths to become an actress. Those great lengths end up being one big Manny nightmare. We don't know exactly what happens, but since Manny's a whore, we can make some guesses.

Also, "Jay and Silent Bob Do Degrassi" is available from Amazon, and it comprises the final three episodes of last season, which Kevin Smith singlehandedly ruined. We don't recommend these unless you're a ravenous Jay and Silent Bob fan, and we don't think he reads this site.

AS WELL, The-N, the station that brings you the sanitized, edited versions of "Degrassi: the Next Generation," will begin airing "Degrassi Junior High" and "Degrassi High" this Thursday night! It's old school time, bitches. Eh?