Middle model.

OK. We complained last season...cycle...and we'll do it again. Tyra, you had a full-out lesbian and an 18-year-old from Missouri totally making out with each other on last night's episode. And what do you do? You eliminate the 18-year-old. Yes, she's awkward and could never, ever, ever be a model. But no one who wins the show, save for possibly Eva, is ever, ever a model. Do you understand, Tyra, that ratings are what make a show, not the "right choice"? As soon as word got out that your show had chicks making out with each other, the sacred 18–34-year-old male demographic would have tuned in next week in greater numbers. Why is no one telling you this? Who gives a shit about who did the best job walking on a lazy susan for an angry Chinese woman??? YOU HAD GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION ON BROADCAST TV. Ugh.

Anyway, here's a link to last night's uncomfortable pictures. We love Miss J.'s catalog of three poses.