TV bits 'n' bobs.

Matt Leblanc, star of NBC's hit show "Friends" and something called "Joey" (apparently not about baby kangaroos, as we'd totally watch it if it were) has a tattoo on his ass. It's a panther. An enormous panther.

Bradley Cooper is apparently jobless. We'll let you know how his 2pm interview goes.

TV Guide tells us Denise Richards show, "Sex, Lies, Babies, Secrets and Cars" has been put on hiatus, Bob Saget is writing a sitcom for HBO, and Melissa Etheridge is developing a sitcom for ABC. We're excited about two of these things—we just don't find cancer and lesbians funny. All right. That's not true. Cancer is kind of hilarious.

And everyone's reporting that NBC and Martha Stewart's tanking "Apprentice" is being moved from 8pm to 9pm on Wednesday nights so it's not up against "America's Next Top Model" and is instead up against #3 Nielsen-rated "Lost." We're totally with you, network of the peacock—we hate having garbage sitting around taking up our small, yet viable, corporation.