1.12.2006

Short circuit.

Please join us in a moment of silence for the recently deprogrammed Dianabot...



Last night's "Project Runway" once again proves that no matter how smart we make our machines, they are not infallible. In the end, as previously demonstrated by I, Robot and Terms of Endearment, humans will always have the upper hand when pitted against their creations. Especially when said creations enlist in their struggle weaker humans...



Dianabot, we were rooting for you. We liked your Pythagorian designs and your sweet naiveté. You wouldn't have won (once again, machines never win), but you could have gone farther than you did. Marla, if we were you, we'd lock our doors, close the shades and seal up every single hole in your house. You saw Terminator 2, right?

Godspeed, Dianabot. 10000111100111111000000001110101010111101.

2 comments:

ZRW said...

Sings, with jazz hands:

"It's faaashion. Lighten up, it's just faaashion. Lighten up, it's just faaashion!"

Fin.

Anonymous said...

Santino was all, "Her voice is sooo annoying!"

Well guess what Santino- you're way fucking worse, you pretentious, ugly, thinning-hair, bad-singing bitch.