4/30.

The traditional gift for a 30th anniversary is something containing pearls or ivory. Which led us to quite possibly the most horrifying creation ever, these pearl "tusk" earrings. As we refuse to post a photo of them on this extremely classy site, you'll have to click the link to view them. Please note that the NB is not responsible for any ocular damage caused therein.

Don't fret! We will provide here another potential option for that 30th anniversary gift you're having so much trouble finding. It's an ivory tusk from a woolly mammoth. Right now, the very beautiful yet reasonable $4,925 tusks are out of stock, but keep checking back—those mammoths can't hide forever.