More critic.

Our newest and most German reader, Juergen, sends us a link (via the well written Bomb the System) to the unfortunately named Criticker. Criticker allows you to rate movies and lets you know which other critics and "critics" your taste is most closely aligned with. Cool! We're ranking 10 films right now...

Please hold.

Please hold.

Please hold.

Oh, now it's asking us to rank more because 10 isn't enough. Jesus. Listen, Criticker, we don't have all day to spend ranking fucking films just to be told we have, god forbid, the same taste as Richard Roeper. You know, what's probably happening is that we like so many clearly excellent films that we're out of every critic's league. We've always suspected that.