Rembrandt must've been adorable.

What if we told you that Peter Greenaway was finally directing a new movie? What if we then told you that Sarah Polley was going to be in it? What if we then told you that it will star Martin Freeman? What if after you told us you don't believe us because news like that would be way too exciting we sent you to Yahoo.com to prove to you that the exciting news we told you was, in fact, true? Well?