9/30.

Here's the "Department of Homeland Security"'s 30 tips for emergency preparedness.

Here's the NB's 5 tips for the "Department of Homeland Security."

1.) First of all, the people who need tips to be prepared for an emergency probably can't read, so colorful pictures and diagrams, preferably utilizing kitties and/or hunting, are a necessity.

2.) Those who do need these tips and can read would appreciate it if a font bigger than 2-point were used.

3.) Also, 30 is a bit much. Maybe 5? Or 3?

4.) Why is the threat advisory "ELEVATED"?

5.) No mention is made of this threat. Pourquoi?