Status report.

Yes, the NB is currently out of commission and will be for the rest of the week, at least. No, there's nothing to worry about. Yes, the military did seize all the interns and sent them back to their respective principalities. No, we are not paying any attention to the subpoena. Yes, we did answer the door at 7 a.m. this morning. No, we don't usually do something like that. Yes, were dreaming about "Lost." No, we didn't think Walt was at the door. Yes, we kind of did. No, it wasn't (see above). Yes, we're tired. No, we didn't not watch "America's Next Top Model." Yes, we'd like to congratulate Danielle on winning. No, we're not sad that Jade was ultimately eliminated. Yes, we'll forget about all this by noon. No, we don't own a Dolly Parton throw. Yes, we do.