False Idols.

Votefortheworst.com has compiled its list of the worst 20 American Idol performances in the history of the show. Not only are we amused that they could narrow it down to 20, but we also were delighted to be reminded of such travesties as JPL...



...Janay Castine...



...and John Stevens...



...people we forgot ever existed the moment America voted them out of our life.

Now, if a DVD were released featuring all these performances, we'd totally buy it instead of pirating it from Netflix. Just kidding! But we would pirate it from Netflix. Hear that, FOX?