We would just like to congratulate the makers of TV's "Alias" for last night's episode in which the totally unwatchable Mia Maestro, who played Sydney's ultimately bullet-ridden and zombified, yet still-alive, half-sister last season was not mentioned by anyone except Sloane and only briefly. It went something like, "How's Nadia"? to which Jack responded, "OK" or something. Whatever. Her half-sister and boyfriend hilariously didn't ask about her at all, hopefully meaning we won't have to see her anymore. We're TOTALLY fine with that.
Also, we won't have to see someone else we were getting really sick of. We don't want to spoil anything, but his name rhymes with "cycle tar can." He did manage to survive a bazillion shots at close range by an Uzi, but only so he could whisper words of love from his hospital bed. Fine.
And then we got a brief introduction to Elodie Bouchez's bad-ass French supahspy character. She'll basically become Jennifer Garner as Jennifer Garner gets pregnanter, to which we say, HURRAH!
Damn. This might get good again. All they need to do is get rid of Garner completely and call it something else. We really can't take someone married to Ben Afflecks seriously.