Ladies and gentlemen, the most important and scientifically grounded quiz ever...
Which fashion designer are you?
We took the quiz, and we are proud, proud, proud to say we are Jaclyn Smith for Kmart: a bit stubborn at first, but ultimately full of elasticity; masculine with a touch of feminity thrown in for good measure; beautiful on the surface, severely damaged beneath; all in all, a good time for a short time before becoming a complete wreck when wet.*
*Not true. We got Ralph Lauren, but he's been a punchline for years. Bleh.