Emmy clothes out.

Here's clothes off our back, the site at which you can bid on various items of clothing worn by celebrities at the Emmy Awards to benefit victims of Katrina. So, let's play "Which Item of Emmy Clothing Is Currently Winning?"

1)Star Jones's gown...



vs.

Clay Aiken's Kenneth Cole Tuxedo...



Winner: Though tons more material was used for Jones's Grimace-esque gown, Aiken's tuxedo is currently outbidding it by $5500!

2)Sean Hayes's tie...



vs.

Clay Aiken's Kenneth Cole cufflinks...



Winner: Though both Hayes and Aiken are equally gay, Aiken's cufflinks are currently outbidding the tie by $1450.

3)Matthew Fox's John Varvatos tuxedo...



vs.

Clay Aiken's Kenneth Cole shoes...



Winner: Um, people, Clay Aiken's SHOES are outbidding Matthew Fox's designer tux by $2250. Matthew Fox. $2250. Tux vs. shoes. Matthew Fox. We may have to forego Hermes today and bid on Fox's tux just to keep the planet from exploding. Come on.

In other noteworthy news, Holland Taylor's shoes (do we have a picture of the shoes?)...



are currently going for $100.

And Mathew St. Patrick's hat...



is at $20. Obviously, Kanye West was right.

Keep up the bidding, Claymates Emmy fans! Good luck to you all!