Now turn to the right.

We hope you enjoyed our tribute to the numbers of "Lost." But we don't want you to think for a second that we've forgotten about what else is happening tonight. We haven't. Not for a second. Ever. At all.

Yes, it's the two-hour season premiere of "America's Next Top Model."

Let's repeat that...

It's the two-hour season premiere of "America's Next Top Model."

We've already highlighted some of the new contestants a while back. UPN has added a new "Meet the Judges" section because we have three new judges this year...sorry, season...sorry, cycle. We have hostess Tyra and noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker returning, plus we have the World's First Teenage Supermodel® (take that, Dickinson!), Twiggy...



...prominent shiny makeup artist, Jay Manuel...



...and acknowledged modeling expert and gayest man on TV, J. Alexander...



No, Twiggy will not come close to taking the opinionated/drunk Janice Dickinson's place. BUT, J. Alexander just might. We're actually happy to have him on the panel if only to see what he wears each week.

The show begins at 8pm on the UPN. And it's two hours. TWO HOURS. We may explode.