Sequels. We got sequels.

8mm2. Seriously. Not 16mm. 8mm2.

Not to be confused with 8 Seconds 2. Seriously. Not 16 Seconds or 10 Seconds or anything other than 8. 8 Seconds 2. You don't remember 8 Seconds? Luke Perry and Cynthia Geary? Cynthia Geary from "Northern Exposure"?

And, finally, House Party 5. No word on either Kid or Play's participation.

All this is straight-to-DVD, of course. Though we have a better idea. Why not just not make any of it at all? That way our tax money doesn't go to paying trash collectors overtime and instead can be used for public housing or new schools. It's all so simple, really.

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