When Irish eyes are crying.

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger continue to fight over who has control of Ireland. Last we checked, the Taoiseach was in charge. Well, except for Northern Ireland, of course. The Queen shares that with Tony Blair, Sinead O'Connor's accent and some leprechauns. But anyway, anyway, if they insist on quarreling, we say give it to Basinger. She's got the Oscar. Yes. Kim Basinger has an Oscar. L.A. Confidential. Baldwin? Oscarless. Sorry. Ireland's yours, Kimmy O'Basingeroilae.

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