Bankrupt actor and drug-user Tom Sizemore is officially releasing a series of homemade sex tapes in order to make some quick cash. Of you can just go here and see a few clips, if you're feeling uncharitable. Seriously, how much can you give to victims of Katrina before it just becomes ridiculous. Spread the wealth, people. Spread it.
Conceptual visual: Tom Sizemore with his head in his hands after hearing one of many court verdicts sentencing him to jail time for drug possession and use.