Clean, Kate.

Oh, now Kate Moss is "devastated" and considering leaving England because of her work status amidst the drug controversy (controversy???)?!? She wants to go somewhere else because she likes to be "busy"??? Awesome. Here are the keys, Kate. You can cut the lines on one of the Erasure cds—we totally never listen to that shit anymore. After you're done with all that, you'll find the cleaning supplies below the sink. Start in the bathroom. $10 an hour the first time through the apartment, $5 each additional time with a cap at four—so don't go TOO fast. And as much Dr. Phil as you want. Just don't TOUCH the Klonopin.

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