"Yum, Kipper!" January 2005.

First of all, yes, we realize these apology posts are utterly self-referential, but CNN.com still has the Jude Law/Sienna Miller breakup confirmation as one of its top entertainment headlines, so you're not missing anything. And, just to keep you up to date on what's most important, the man and lesbian are still on "Top Model" and it was a Very Special® "Lost" last night.

So, on January 13, 2005, we attempted our first "Upcoming CD Release Spotlight" or whatever. The post was very long, so here are two of three of the "reviews":





We promise never to write about "wonderful, infectious melodies" or Bright Eyes again.