"Yum, Kipper!" December 2004.

Our first "Yum, Kipper!" apology is for this entry from December 21, 2004. It's where we were mad at an investment banker for renting a carriage house that we really wanted and that we saw first:



We apologize for the egregious use of capital letters and various forms of "FUCK," and, obviously, for the use of "Investy McBloodfart." We don't know what we were thinking with that one (though we must say that the capitalization of the "B" in "McBloodfart" is mildly inspired). We were mad. Awfully so.