4.25.2006

"Die-nas-tee" not "Dee-nas-tee."

OK. This article about the upcoming May 2 "Dynasty" reunion special is today's NB...

MUST READ!

For, where else are you going to experience copy such as...

"'We haven't all been together for a really long time,' says Linda Evans, who looks like classic Krystle in a draped black-and-white-striped chinchilla wrap over a periwinkle-blue gown designed by 'Dynasty' wardrobe wizard Nolan Miller."

...or...

"Before they begin, Joan Collins issues a stern warning: 'Can I ask everyone behind the camera to be absolutely still?' Later, she scolds, 'Even if someone puts their hand in their pocket, it distracts me.'

...or...

" When Collins, who remained with "Dynasty" throughout its run, announces that she quit as well, her castmates look at her dumbfounded. 'Well, I wasn't going to come back,' she explains, 'so they canceled the show.'"



UPDATE:
Here's a pic of the reunion crowd. We estimate the collective cost of plastic surgery on display at somewhere between $40 decibillion and infinity.

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