Our first float in today's Pesach Day Parade features something truly astonishing! It's a house, an entire house, made of matzoh!
Why? Well, here's Kelly Ripa dressed up as a locust* to tell us:
"Thanks, NB! Because this house is made of matzoh, it's environmentally friendly. The material is recyclable! It's also easy to assemble, and, for one week in the spring, delicious with butter! Back to you!"
Great job, plague! We mean Kelly.
We'll return to the NB's Pesach Day Parade after these messages...
*We lost the satellite feed, so we can only provide transcripts of what the correspondents report. Use your imaginations!