How could we forget?!
HAPPY SECRETARY'S DAY!
Hopefully all of you with secretaries have had them remember to buy themselves flowers or chocolates with messages like, "It's no secret-ary that you're my favorite secretary" or "Even though it's not 1957, I'll always refer to you as 'secretary.'" We had our secretary, Miss Nbote, send herself an e-card from this nutjob.
After all, if you don't remember anything else today, remember that the easiest way to get someone to remember something like Secretary's Day is to have someone else, like your secretary, remember it for you.