We just watched the greasy morsel of a sneak peek of "American's Next Top Model" the UPN dangles in front of our semi-caring face every week. We don't know what's going on in this photo (but we will continue to post them until we get some fucking free ANTM shit or at least a guest appearance on "Veronica Mars")...

...but it's clearly not important, as we do know that Jade's mom comes to visit Jade and touches her. No, she actually really touches her, because, as Jade informs us, "She, you know, pulls energy through the universe through her hands." Tyra, we're so glad you learned your lesson. In fact, we're aswirl.

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