Redactors.

Schlocky movie critic Richard Roeper (a.k.a Siskel) has released a book called Schlock Value, in which he analyzes why certain stars make consistently terrible movies. We love anything that has to do with celebrities and awfulness, so this is good stuff. MSNBC presents an excerpt—the second page includes a chart of stars' poor batting averages, the most enjoyable of which is...

Chris Kattan: Work of value: None to date.

Cinematic crimes: Corky Romano (2001), MonkeyBone (2001), A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Career batting average: 0 percent

Poor Kattan can't get a break. Apparently too much coke make you no so funny.

Now if only a real critic would put out a book taking director Anthony Minghella to task for The English Patient. That would be a bestseller. In our estimation.