You're nnembarrassing me.

Judging by the "sneak peek" of tomorrow night's "America's Next Top Model" that the UPN so graciously gave us access to, the highlight will definitely be lunatic Jade giving Nnnnnnnnna boyfriend advice*. You see, Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn is not feeling supported by her boyfriend, and, in a moment of sheer frustration/brilliance, tells him, "I'm only going to hate you when I get back, I swear to god," which is obviously our new favorite quote ever.

Also, after reading this summary of tomorrow night's episode...

The models learn improvisation at legendary LA comedy workshop The Groundlings, then have their skills put to the test by Nick Cannon. One model's attempts at comedy stir controversy. One model is selected to film a role on "Veronica Mars", and some models appear in a public service announcement about HIV prevention. The girls are also challenged to successfully deliver a mostly-improvised CoverGirl commercial in only two takes. Commercial director Mike Rosenthal serves as guest judge, and special guests include improv coach Jeremy Rowley and HIV/AIDS educator Marvelyn Brown.

...we have to wonder what heinous crime "Veronica Mars" committed to continuously get saddled with the "winner" of the ANTM acting challenge? Can't this cycle's winner, in a nod to daytime Tyra, don a fat suit and act like she's Toccara?

Shit, we've devoted entirely too much space to this topic, so, you know, bye.



*Actually, the entire clip is comprised of Jade giving Nnnnnennnnn boyfriend advice, but still.