But Whitney always looks like that.

E! Online wins the classiest-line-of-the-day award with this lede:

Meanwhile, we learn from the article that her publicist has claimed gastroenteritis as the cause of the "greatest barf of all." Marcus Errico, the creator of the above "greatest barf of all," assists by letting us know that gastroenteritis is "doctorspeak for food poisoning." "Doctorspeak" is a new word for us, but we're assuming it's crazyspeak for "covering up the crack-addled truth." Anyway, who cares already.

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